Captain Janeway and Seven of Nine are taking a little break from their weekly Velocity games and having a little fun of the ‘role playing’ genre.
This week’s holo-adventure is CAPTIVE HEART, which is set in
the days of
What a fine flower of Southern womanhood our Captain is. I do declare that dastardly but handsome Yankee has caught our Belle taking a much needed bath after traveling all day and night by horseback, on those dusty back roads, to take vital information to Robert E. Lee. Let’s listen in shall we?
“You shall proceed to exit the water with your hands above your head.”
Belle throws her hands up to her mouth in surprise. “Oh my, a Yankee.”
Belle wades ashore, observed closely by the very handsome Yankee soldier, Andy Hansen.
“You sir are no gentleman. A gentleman would turn his back while a lady gets dressed.”
“You are correct. I am no gentleman. I am a Union soldier serving in the Grand Army of the Republic. And you are no lady. You are the notorious Confederate spy, Belle Boyd.”
Belle dresses and addresses her captor. “What do you intend to do with me?”
“I will interrogate you.”
“I will tell you nothing, sir.”
“We shall proceed to my villa where I will have you stripped, tied between two pillars, and I will lash you with a silk cat-o-nine- tails until you bend to my will.”
Belle rolls her eyes. “Seven. That was last week’s holo-adventure, CAESAR’S SLAVE GIRL.”
“You are correct Kathryn. Ah…I will take you to headquarters and up to my suite. Once there, I will divest you of your clothing and tie you to my 19th century four poster bed. Then I shall lash you with my tongue until you divulge any military secrets you possess.” Andy rakes his eyes slowly over his captive, a small smirk on his lips. “Resistance is futile.”
“Damn Yankee!” Belle throws the back of her right hand up to her forehead and starts to swoon.
Tune in next week for the conclusion to Captive Heart.
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